So, what's his name?

I think the majority of the commentators agreed that this man was the best of the three in the recent FMK post. Let me commend you, because your decision was exactly like mine. I'd totally marry this guy! So for the love of all that his beautiful and right in the world, somebody tell me his name STAT. PRONTO. ASAP. COME ON NOW. YOU'RE NOT DOING IT QUICKLY ENOUGH.