Ridiculed, Yet Celebrated

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The most ridiculed and derided, yet cherished and celebrated things in the world: Cocks.

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We make jokes, we laugh at them and about them. It's not nice to touch it; it's dirty to play with it. Sex is dirty. "Hey! Look what I did! Have a cigar." When our swimmers fail us, we're handed a vial and told to go jack off for a microscopic inspection, or to supply a good load for IVF; our in-laws and parents chiding and asking when they'll be grandparents. Hide as best we can to take a leak. Strip in the locker room. Hide the boner as best you can. Here, take boner pills!

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You say cocksucker as if it's a bad thing. But, you love a good blow job. You stroke the air with an open fist to mimic masturbation, relating it to something boring or lame. But, you stroke away when you're horny.

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Back and forth, it's like we men are put on a see-saw. No wonder we're so fucked up when it comes to our dicks.

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The world needs to return to the ancient attitudes when the phallus was honored, celebrated, cherished, revered.

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