It's All About the Cum

A

As Louis C.K. continued his riff on jerking off, he made two more very true statements (isn't it ironic how comedy is filled with so much truth?). His view is shared by virtually all men: Women don't get it.

B

"We need to release the pressure before we go out and kill someone. Maybe our dicks should come with a built-in Pressure Gauge."

C

No matter how that gets accomplished: Sex, Blow jobs, Hand jobs, Jacking off ... It's all about getting our rocks off; relieving the pressure in those aching balls of ours.

D

And, if that happens to be while we're hanging out with a buddy, or a few buddies

E

D

well, so what? Because, Ladies, it's not about love, it's not about intimacy, it's about the orgasm, jizz, cumming.

E

We want to, not just because it feels good

F

but, because we need to. The balls ache, the cock twitches and bones up

and we need to jack off, whether we're alone

G

or with a buddy who we can be honest with about having a hard-on

H

and we sit together and stroke our own cocks

I

or a buddy jacks us to completion

J

It's just all about the the release

K