You DO Want a Soft Cock

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I was surprised to read an article in my local paper over the weekend about a woman - a woman! - in Israel who had filed a lawsuit to stop her son from being circumcised according to Jewish religion and Hebrew tradition. She, of course, lost. And I was even more surprised to read she is not the first.

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No matter what side of the argument you stand on - here at Big Whack Attack we don't take a position on this - the fact remains that many, many men around the world are cut, whether at birth or later in life for medical reasons (yes, folks, there are medical issues that can force a circumcision).

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There are teensy oil glands below the head of the cock that, for intact men, keep the skin soft and supple. Once the foreskin has been removed, clothing then soaks up the secretions which can result in dry, irritated skin. And, the constant contact of the sensitive glans with the material of clothing causes callous to build up. 

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Like any calloused area, the nerve endings get buried and thus the cut man's typical complaint: Lack of sensitivity.

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But, that does not have to be the case! If you are cut, the next time you are at a store that sells vitamins pick up a bottle of pure Vitamin E oil. It's cheap and it works wonders! After you shower, pat the head of your cock dry and place 5 or 6 drops of the oil on. Rub it in. It feels a little like playing with pre-cum and so, yeah, you'll probably get a hard-on; at least the first few times.

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Do this every day without fail. In about six weeks, the callous should have sloughed off and you'll discover a new level of sensitivity.

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Which could lead to harder, firmer boners - that ought to put a smile on your face.

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Make the oil treatment part of your shower routine and your cockhead will retain that softness and remain sensitive for more enjoyment...

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And more intense orgasms when you blast that load...

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Inspection Time

Since it's Men's Health Month, I want to remind you folks that it's important for guys to get the package inspected. Those of you who have pubescent sons should be taking them to the doctor for a check-up, too - or at least be teaching them what to look for, what is normal and natural, so they will know if something isn't working, or looking, as it should.

Today, inspect that cock. Tip to root. Make sure that foreskin (if you have one) easily retracts and restores. Pay close attention to the head.

Look for odd discolorations, dry patches that won't heal, lumps or bumps that don't belong there.

Penile cancer - cancer of the cock - is no laughing matter and it strikes 1 in 100,000 men in the US, and 1 in 250,000 in Australia. (Fewer than 500 per year in the UK - don't know what those Brits do that's different, but perhaps one my Faithful Readers there can enlighten us.) Though cancer knows no prejudice of age, it does strike men over the age of 60 more often (perhaps due to a penchant for nude sunbathing - be sure to slather plenty of SPF on your cock and balls if you indulge (as I do) and has been diagnosed in guys under 12. 

Symptoms of Penile Cancer:

• Redness of the penis
• Rash on the penis
• Foul smelling discharge from the penis
• Pain in the penis
• Growth or sore on the penis that doesn't heal within four weeks (may look like a wart, ulcer, or blister), may or may not be painful
• Bleeding from the penis or from under the foreskin
• Change in color of the penis
• Phimosis (foreskin will not retract) - We've talked about this one before, but never in conjunction with cancer.

There are some pretty nasty looking photos on the internet that I'll spare you from. If you insist on seeing how awful it can get, just google 'penile cancer' - it should be enough to scare you into making an appointment if you've got any of the above mentioned symptoms.

In case you need a reminder, here's what a healthy cock looks like:

How Do You Measure

During our Masturbation Month celebration, a Faithful Reader sent in a question for the blog. I responded to him so he wouldn't be left wondering if I'd gotten the message. Now, it's time to bring the issue up here for everyone.

Can you measure what isn't there?

As my Faithful Reader pointed out, some hoods cover the the cockhead only when soft, others have foreskins long enough that the head is still covered when they've got a full-blown boner. Just as our peckers are different lengths, so are our foreskins (if we have them).

Like 60% of the men in this country, he is cut and wants to know if it's possible to determine how much (how long) of a hood he'd have if he still had one. Well, that's tough to say. Can you measure what's not there?

Here is my answer:

"I don't think there's any way to accurately determine how much foreskin was removed. What measurement do you come up with on the remaining tissue when you're flaccid? As you can tell from visual inspection, the skin covering the shaft stretches quite a bit to accommodate the engorgement and still has enough plasticity to slide fairly freely and to be pulled away (outward from the shaft).

However, one might extrapolate an estimate by using known measurements. If you have 2" of tissue when hard, expanded from X" flaccid... do the percentage math and then take that distance and, adding it to the flaccid, place a flexible tape measure along the shaft from the edge of the existing (flaccid) tissue and over the head to see where it ends. You'd again have to extrapolate to determine head coverage when hard.

I wouldn't consider that actual, but it might give you an idea of how much of the head would be sheathed in both the soft and hard states."