FMK These Faceless Bods

I have a feeling this is going to be the toughest FMK decision ever! Goodness gracious, I definitely can't make up my mind. I wanna see you guys try! What superficial rubric would you use to compare the bodies of three extremely lean, pretty perfect men?

We'll call this first guy Mr. Jeans.

This guy will be Mr. Stripes

And this guy will be Mr. White!