FMK These Faceless Bods

I have a feeling this is going to be the toughest FMK decision ever! Goodness gracious, I definitely can't make up my mind. I wanna see you guys try! What superficial rubric would you use to compare the bodies of three extremely lean, pretty perfect men?

We'll call this first guy Mr. Jeans.

This guy will be Mr. Stripes

And this guy will be Mr. White!

FMK These Cover Hunks for Jill Sorenson

Let's call this guy Mr. Lands.

He'll be Mr. Fall.

And he's Mr. Shock!

FMK These Butlers in the Buff

Unlike the other FMK posts, I'll actually reveal my choices. Please comment below!

Butler #3 aka Stephen Box.
To me, best body of the bunch, and cutest face.
I'd marry him.
(And you'll be seeing a lot of him next month!)

Butler #4 aka Jamie.

Not as well-defined as the other guys, but super adorable. I'd fudge him.

 Butler #5 aka Simon

Hot for sure! But he just doesn't light up my world...so I'd kick him to the curb.

FM(D)K These Redhead Hunks

These redhead guys were soooo hot, I couldn't possibly choose 3 of the four to make a regular FMK post. So I'm adding another action to the list. F stands for fudging the heck out of the guy (once or twice). M stands for making him your lifetime partner. K stands for kicking him to the curb. The extra action is D which is Dating him for an extended length of time (and all the benefits that come with it), but you won't propose or accept his proposal.

I think this might be one of the toughest decisions yet!

So first off, you have the swooningly gorgeous Brian Anthony Porcello.

 

Connor Maguire has lots of NSFW pix. Not surprisingly, he's a pornstar.

 Sean Patrick Davey. Classically handsome.

Seth Fornea.Which is hotter, his pubes or his abs?

If deciding FMDK is too hard, you can also take the following poll. Refresh yourself on who Arthur Napiontek is before you decide!

FMK These 'Built' Hunks

Haven't seen an episode of Style's 'Built' episode, nor do I have any desire to. But I just gotta do something with these yummy guys.

I went ahead and picked out the three hottest guys (according to my eyeballs), and it's your turn to pit them against each other in another round of fudge, married, or killzo. Their name links to google images of their other modeling work.

 Donny Ware.

Gage Cass.

Mike Keute.

Also, comment if you want to see more from these guys in the near future. Or would you not miss them at all if you never see them again.