Get Ready

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Okay, folks, gather your favorite toys, tools, and other miscellaneous equipment (sleeves, lube, rings, pumps, vibrators, dildos, etc) and your favorite cum rag; have it all handy (every pun intended). And gather your strength, 'cause you're gonna need it beginning Thursday.

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Just remember to use caution with the pumps - too much, too long can damage your cock. And bear in mind that a cock ring that encircles the base of the shaft only should never, ever be used longer than 30 minutes at a time. And, it should always be sized correctly. Never put one on that is too small for your boner.

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If your dick is being squeezed like this before you even get a full hard-on, it's too tight!

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Masturbation should be a fun, pleasurable activity and it is not going to be enjoyable if it ends in the Emergency Room.

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Despite what some porn videos would lead you to believe, chances are, your dick isn't going to be in any kind of shape for any kind of sex.