Sweaty Balls / Bulge Boost

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With freeballing over the weekend and the heat and humidity I was reminded how much a man's ballsac sweats. Without the material of the briefs to soak it all up it can begin to chafe. And that's a bad thing. My wife and I were standing in line at a store and I realized that my sac was dry and silky soft. I couldn't help myself - it just blurted out, "God, I love my Freshballs." She laughed. The woman behind us scowled as if I'd just threatened to expose my whole package right there in line.

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So, men, if you have never heard of it (or tried it), here I offer you the solution to sweaty balls:

http://www.freshbody.com/

Gone is the chafing, gone are the "bat wings," no more dealing with the underside of your cock sticking to the ballsac it rests along.

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And, when you freeball, depending on the type of pants you wear, the bulge doesn't always appear pronounced.

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If you are like me and enjoy a good, prominent bulge

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Even if you're freeballing

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here's something to give your package a nice lift.

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Called the BunnG (click the word to go to their blog), it works very similar to a cock ring, but you'll never have to worry about this slipping off your soft cock.

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And, before anyone asks: No, I am not affiliated with either of these companies, nor do I receive any compensation from them in any way. They just happen to be products that work.

Experimental Whack-Off

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Jacking off is a perfect time to experiment. Try new grips or stroke techniques. Take the opportunity this weekend to get naked, get your cock good and hard, and play outside the box (no pun intended, str8 folks).

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If you normally wear briefs, or any type of underwear, go commando; freeball your way through the weekend.

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Maybe head outdoors. Go somewhere you've never whacked off before. You'll be surprised at how erotic it can be; how much harder you get, how much stronger the orgasm will be.

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Maybe take a trip to your local adult store and get a new kind of toy for your jacking pleasure. Buy a cock ring or two. Or a masturbation sleeve and some new lube. Then come home and spend the entire weekend naked, hard, and stroking.

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Just shake things up a bit for some fun and added spice into your session, and have great bonerrific, jizz-spurting weekend.

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Get Ready

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Okay, folks, gather your favorite toys, tools, and other miscellaneous equipment (sleeves, lube, rings, pumps, vibrators, dildos, etc) and your favorite cum rag; have it all handy (every pun intended). And gather your strength, 'cause you're gonna need it beginning Thursday.

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Just remember to use caution with the pumps - too much, too long can damage your cock. And bear in mind that a cock ring that encircles the base of the shaft only should never, ever be used longer than 30 minutes at a time. And, it should always be sized correctly. Never put one on that is too small for your boner.

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If your dick is being squeezed like this before you even get a full hard-on, it's too tight!

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Masturbation should be a fun, pleasurable activity and it is not going to be enjoyable if it ends in the Emergency Room.

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Despite what some porn videos would lead you to believe, chances are, your dick isn't going to be in any kind of shape for any kind of sex.

Wank Warnings

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If I could make a statement like "Masturbation is the most base and basic of all sexual expression. We should feel no shame in the practice of it." as I did the other day, why would I encourage men to get together to learn and/or teach one another more about it?

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Well, guys, evidently, it seems we aren't as aware as we could be - or should be. Men's Health has felt the need to publish five warnings everyone should know about stroking the snake. A certain amount of care needs to be taken with those boners that, in the moment, we seem to think are indestructible.

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There's more to it than pounding away on our peckers until we've relieved the ache in our nuts.

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#1: Constriction

We have this tendency to want to make our hard-on's even harder. So we'll employ the device made for the purpose: The ever-ready cock ring. 

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 Though, please, men, use the type pictured below with all due caution. Wear this with a full-on boner for 30 minutes maximum!

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It appears we'll use anything, though, to achieve the perfect boner.
"Take, for example, the 27-year-old man who decided it would be fun to constrict the flow of blood to his penis—similar to what a penis ring is designed to do—by sliding a plastic bottle onto his Johnson. You can see where this is going. 

The bottle became stuck, "strangling" his penis and causing distal edema—or a rapid accumulation of blood in his shaft that caused it to swell to twice its usual erect girth, according to case report in the Indian Journal of Surgery. Fortunately, this guy's penis returned to normal size after doctors cut the bottle away. (They have no idea if the man suffered any long-term effects because they never heard from him again—presumably because he was too embarrassed to answer their follow-up calls.)"

Consider that your cock is a precious commodity. Take really good care of it, and that includes when you jack off.

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