Back At It

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Well, now. Where were we before being so rudely interrupted? Oh, yes. We were discussing the many reasons guys jerk off. Though we hadn't gotten very far, had we? Jackus interuptus...

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Once "horny" (the #1 reason) is taken care of, the remaining reasons have no particular order to them.

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We apologize, Ladies, if this only enhances our "selfish pig" image - but... You know how you like to sneak off and relax (though, we suspect you're secretly rubbing one out)... Well, - and regardless of sexual orientation - there are times men just want to do the same. We want alone time. We want to strip down, kick back, close our eyes, and relax.

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It's not planned. We're not horny. It just happens; it evolves. Our hands naturally wander to the package.

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The cock gets hard and starts to ooze that lovely, slippery, pre-cum.

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And, in those times, we don't want to have to concern ourselves with anyone's pleasure and gratification but our own. Whether it's a fast and furious pounding of our pud,

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or a slow, sensuous stroking,

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we just want to enjoy our cocks and the awesome feel of spewing the spunk.

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