Circle Jerk! Who's Game?

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Men are horny motherfuckers. There's no secret about that. We're ready to whip that bad boy out for some fun any time any where. But, have you ever kept track of how much sex you get?

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That was the subject in Dear Abby yesterday...readers responding to a letter by a woman who had complained that her husband tracked their sex, demanding they hit at least 100 times per year. Abby gave equal time: 2 women, 2 men. One woman said it was okay; that this was the husband's way of expressing love. One claimed it was bullshit. Both guys, of course, indicated getting our rocks off was all-important to men. One went so far as to say that husbands should be free to get their rocks off with anyone else should the partner not be interested. They all had valid points, but nobody mentioned masturbation in any way shape of form.

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This goes for any partnered couple of any sexual orientation. Guys, we should have the freedom to pound one out whenever we feel the need.

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But, beyond that, what most married hetero men do is sneak out, grab the corner hooker, or find some way to get a quick hand job or blow job.

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Some have a regular buddy - a friend with benefits they can call on.

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Barring that, I'm here to suggest to you, my Faithful Readers, that you could consider an alternative: a Jack-off group. Otherwise known as a good old fashioned circle jerk.

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There is no better way for a married dude to get his rocks off and pretty much stay out of the doghouse. 

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You get to air your gripes, bond with other guys who are experiencing the same difficulties at home, and get your rocks off. What could be better than that?

Have a great weekend, folks!

Let's Review

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Well, first things first. Thank you for all the comments and emails this week - you know all us bloggers like to know if we're hitting the sweet spot with our posts. If the comments and emails are any indication, this week's posts have tipped you all right over the edge.

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You, my Faithful Followers, have concluded that two of my favorite activities are lying around naked and reading,

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and lying around and/or floating in the pool - naked

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that my buddy and I do indeed need to author a book on Cock

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that the majority of you are all comfortable enough to be naked at the gym, on the beach and with friends (if they likewise enjoy being nude).

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The weekend is upon us and, whatever your sexual orientation, fling off the garb, fix yourself a favorite beverage, and do whatever it is you most enjoy.

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Finally, Bob has told us today is his birthday. And his wish is that his wife give him a blow job.

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He's been a Faithful Reader for well, if I'm not mistaken, from the beginning. So, it's our wish for him, too. Happy birthday, buddy!

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And if your wife fails to deliver that gift, I'm sure, many of my Faithful Readers would line up to deliver in her stead.

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Especially if you would allow them to stroke together while they wait their turn.

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Have a wonderful, wood-filled weekend!

Join In

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Well, I think we're all off to a good start. But, remember, you don't have to wank alone... Jacking off with a buddy or two counts, too.

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Invite someone to join in the celebration

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Advancing Cock Normality

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Whether any of you men made it to the Palm Springs Healthy Friction Bate this weekend or not, I hope you enjoyed some time with your cock. Ladies, I hope you allowed your men the freedom to do so. It's important.

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I'm encouraged by the steps pop culture is taking in the direction of acceptance. I took a chance on watching a new comedy TV show called Sirens. It's about 3 guys working as EMT's. One is gay, one is straight, and one seems to be ... well, expressing curiosity. In this episode they were tending to a guy who got hit in the nuts during a softball game. The gay guy says, "He reminds me of my last boyfriend; I could pick out his dick in a roomful of dicks." The straight guy is sympathetic though he says he can't really relate. The third, says, "What about me? Could you pick out my dick in a room full of dicks?" as if to say that guys casually hanging out in the nude and seeing one another's cocks should be normal.

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This is the kind of advancement toward normalizing the acceptance of cock, male nudity, and male-male sexuality that is needed. The casual references in popular culture to our man bits and the enjoyment of them is how the next generation will push past the guilt and embarrassment of having them

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that we all derive pleasure and enjoyment from them

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 and doing so together is quite natural

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