Boners, Boners, Boners

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"Boners in the morning, boners in the evening, boners at any time...All our big old boners want loving all the time!" - a reworking of "Sugartime," an old 50's pop song

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That was the story of our lives when we were young. As Faithful Reader, Lord Patrick of More of the Same, put it: "Wet Dreams! Morning Wood! Spontaneous Erections! All part of growing up a male and no one to explain what was happening."

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Then we age, and wish we could get back the (seemingly) perpetual hard-on.

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Is that the truth?