A Healthy Lifestyle

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It has now been quite a number of years since medical science began acknowledging that our frequent boners have nothing to do with sexual arousal. And that a good, strong stiffy is a sign of overall good health and have begun to include asking us during a routine physical if we wake up with a woody (at least the younger physicians have).

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Now, it has come to my attention that medical science is finally beginning to encourage masturbation. And not only for the health benefits because frequent ejaculations lower a man's risk of prostate cancer.

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Stroking one out does so much good for us, on so many levels, that it's now becoming accepted and promoted as part of a man's regular sexual activity and healthy lifestyle.

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Ladies, I hope you're paying attention here. No more bitching about your man flogging his log - in fact, you can stop forcing him to hide in the bathroom, either sitting on the toilet or pretending he needs to shower to pound one out. 

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He's going to jack off anyway, you may as well let him kick back where ever he's comfortable and enjoy himself.

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Straight guys, you must get the women in your lives to understand why it is we whack off. If the many reasons don't immediately come to mind, hopefully subsequent posts as we revisit the topic may remind you.

A Stronger, Healthier Boner

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Since a fairly new Faithful (though Anonymous) Reader posed the question the other day about night time boners: Each glorious boner that pops up all by itself, with no stimulation from us, is a Blood Oxygen Erection (BOE). We get them during the day - though they typically don't get very hard unless we prod them along. We get them at night when we sleep and they get granite rock hard. Morning Wood is a BOE.

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BOE's provide the tissue of our cocks with the necessary oxygen to keep them healthy.

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The perpetual hard-on's of our youth may disappear, but we can help ensure our cocks stay healthy and strong for a lifetime (barring any medical issues).

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Besides jacking off frequently (in addition to any partner sex)

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Do those Kegels, men

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 Most guys do this for a good laugh

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But, that helps strengthen the anchoring ligaments of your cock, which assist in getting the most out of those hard-on's. The better the boner, the healthier it stays. 

And you just thought you were having fun, didn't you?

Boners, Boners, Boners

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"Boners in the morning, boners in the evening, boners at any time...All our big old boners want loving all the time!" - a reworking of "Sugartime," an old 50's pop song

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That was the story of our lives when we were young. As Faithful Reader, Lord Patrick of More of the Same, put it: "Wet Dreams! Morning Wood! Spontaneous Erections! All part of growing up a male and no one to explain what was happening."

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Then we age, and wish we could get back the (seemingly) perpetual hard-on.

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Is that the truth?

Morning Wood

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In the olden days we still thought that all those night-time and morning hard-on's were brought on by dreams and considered it lucky we hadn't soaked ourselves in geysers of cum to boot!

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No matter how often we jacked off.

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My brother and I laid on our beds across the room from one another stroking our cocks til rockets of cum blasted all over us. And we both still woke up with boners harder than the wooden posts of the beds.

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Through the military boot camp, we all laid on our bunks that were separated by about three feet and jacked off. Within fifteen minutes the entire room reeked of cum. Yet, mornings found every guy in the barracks bounding out of bed with their bouncing boners leading them to the latrine.

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And suddenly the morning hard-on became known as the Piss Hard-on. Your cock was rock solid to close off the bladder.

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At my first assignment, my bunk mate and I jacked off every night. And every morning we both woke up with humongous hard-on's. His subsided as he pissed in the sink in our room; mine would finally go down when I made it to the latrine at the end of the hall.

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Through college, dorm mates at first were all concerned, trying their best to hide the fact they jerked off. And hide the morning boner. It took me telling them they had nothing to hide or be ashamed of; they could stroke one out any time they felt like it and they never had to hide a hard-on from me. But, after getting laid or pounding one out the night before - dawn found our dicks stiff.

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In my first marriage, we fucked like bunnies every night and still, each morning, there it was - standing up hard and proud much to her chagrin.

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With my second wife, no matter how many times she got my rocks off the night before, to her amazement, my cock would be hard as nails when the alarm clock rang.

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Now we know what those boners are all about.

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But, what was your own reaction, what did you think, before you knew the truth?