Boners, Boners, Boners

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"Boners in the morning, boners in the evening, boners at any time...All our big old boners want loving all the time!" - a reworking of "Sugartime," an old 50's pop song

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That was the story of our lives when we were young. As Faithful Reader, Lord Patrick of More of the Same, put it: "Wet Dreams! Morning Wood! Spontaneous Erections! All part of growing up a male and no one to explain what was happening."

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Then we age, and wish we could get back the (seemingly) perpetual hard-on.

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Is that the truth?

A (Man's) Natural State

The Erection.

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The boner. The hard-on. Stiffy. Woody.

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We were so embarrassed by them in our youth. Do we ever get over that problem? It appears the answer is, "No." So many men can't even bring themselves to discuss their cocks (or balls) with a physician.

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Our cocks are supposed to rise up, stand tall and firm. It's a man's natural state of being. Why is it so difficult for us to talk about; why is it so difficult - what makes us so afraid - to have our own seen? Intellectually, we fully know and recognize that all men get hard-on's; that it's an indicator of over-all health. But, for some reason, when it comes to our own, we get all red in the face, and stammer and stutter.

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Whether in mixed company, or in a group of only males it would seem we fear getting a boner.

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Any thoughts, guys? Are yours "awkward boners" - or are they a normal, physiological thing?

Wood! Glorious Wood!

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Just because it is Men's Health Month, I will not harp or lecture on things each and every day. I promise. But, you all must know that my best intentions are with you so you may continue to achieve one of man's most prized possessions: Wood! Glorious Wood!

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And achieve this:

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Bonerific!

It's a good day when we've woken up with a good, solid hard-on.

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 It's a good day when we get our share of BOE's.

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As our blogger buddy over at AOM says, "Have a bonerific weekend!"

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